have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the...
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you